- Izaya: *gets hit by trash can* *stands back up* Shizu-chan... I came to Ikebukero to have a good time...
- Shizuo: don't you fucking say it..
- Izaya: and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
- Shizuo: IIIIZZZAAAAAYYYAAAAAA
These almond cookies are very aggressive.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
On your left
Drink plenty of water!
this just in victorias secret has merged with the les mis fandom now i shall place an order for panties as black as the dark of ages past
So I’m packing my stuff and remembered I have this mousepad of Scrooge McDuck fucking the Ice Climbers.
Oh my god my cramps hurt so bad meds are not working I just want to lay down and die but I can’t I have to sit at this desk for another 4 hours
-so done with this being a woman shit-
the struggle is real
imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”